“In June, it was revealed that muscular pop barnacle Madonna earned $125 million through her world tour. Alternatively, her fans could have put on her greatest hits album, flicked the lights on and off in their living room and charged themselves $9 for a vodka-tonic.”
From Drake to Miley to the Harlem Shake, 2013’s biggest music moments, according to Ned Hepburn
In all, 2013 was an interesting year for music. From twerking to Phil Collins to the inclusion of those two things in a sentence I am writing now, we certainly had it all. What will 2014 bring? Blue Ivy’s first solo album? Miley Cyrus’s bluegrass-dubstep period? Only time will tell, dear readers. Here’s to the year that was.